Meet our team

Freya W. – President

Fun fact:  When being taught to sit, she was incapable of doing so without farting…EVERY time.

An immigrant from Korea, Freya had an uphill battle early in life.  A prisoner in a farm that bred her kind as livestock for food, she decided to escape the shackles of confinement and flee the communist regime to start a new life in the US (with a little help from the Humane Society and the SPCA).  Upon arrival in the land of the free and the home of the brave, she partnered with Greg W and they began prowling the streets of Las Vegas as the crime-fighting duo Stinky and Buttcrack (we don’t know which is which).

Greg W. – CEO

Fun fact: Steven Seagal once bowed to him.  It was awkward. 

Greg’s unique background of trouble-making miscreant and respectable professional, make him the ideal commander for the Viking horde at Valkyrie Combat. For the last 20 years he has been involved in the firearms industry in one capacity or another, and the diversity of his experience has given him a unique approach that has translated well to our team. Greg has specialized experience in Protective Services, Private Investigations, Personnel Management, Combative and Tactical Training, and has a multitude of certifications within these fields which are too numerous to list; including Combative Basket Weaving and Tactical Pastel Finger Painting. He has worked in conjunction with many Federal and local Law Enforcement agencies, Military Units, and some of the country’s top training institutions.  

Justin T. – Manager

Fun Fact: He was offered $300 outside of a Great Clips to perform in a pornographic film.

Hailing from the deepest darkest depths of the this country, also known as the streets of Detroit Michigan,  Justin joined the Air Force to learn dignity, respect, responsibility, professionalism and to see the world through the eyes of a hero at the young age of 17. But instead, just got really good at turning a wrench and ended up spending 6 years holding weird looking aircraft parts as guns… (see above picture). Greg W, after seeing the above picture, and others like it, saw the potential in Justin. Greg W showed him he can hold actual big guns for a living, to which Justin replied Big Guns Go Boom. It was a match made in Vahalla, or Helheim, Justin isnt sure which, but he’s happy to be there.

Austin M. – CMO

Fun Fact:  Fought a naked man in the desert…. he liked it.

Austin is from the swamp in South Georgia around Fort Benning. He is a US Army Veteran who spent enough time in Iraq they let him vote and stuff. He was also a Ghetto street cop and a member of the Columbus police department Riot squad mainly because if we don’t let him hurt people from time to time he breaks shop equipment, and that’s uncalled for. He’s been making different tools for men to harm themselves…….and others………but mostly themselves ever sense about 1993. He is the Vice President of Marketing at Valkyrie Combat (it was cheaper than paying him) because we can’t get him to shut up so we weaponized his mouth.

Frank F. – Shop Technician

Fun Fact: He was roofied, and walked naked down the street until stopped by the police.

In addition to being an exceptional ballroom dancer, and collector of rare butterflies, Frank has over 45 years of Martial Arts experience. He is the head instructor and founder of the Hurricane Combat Arts system. He started his training in Hung Ga Kuen Gung fu when he was eleven years old under Master Moc Kan Sent in Miami, Florida. Frank currently holds the rank of 5th Degree Black Belt in American Taiho-Jitsu under Grandmaster Alan Cunningham, 4th Dan Black Belt in Bushido Kempo under Prof. Gary Dill, 2nd Black Sash in Hung Ga Kuen Gung Fu, and Sifu in Wing Chun Gung Fu under Sifu Jiun Yi.  He is also a 9th Degree Black Belt in the School of the Ninja Turtle under Master Splinter.  All of his impressive credentials really just mean that he’s pretty spry for an old man, and can probably kick your ass… without dropping his beer. 

MR. E – ##########

Fun fact:  While at a party in Dusseldorf in 1983, David Bowie told him to put his junk away.

Shrouded in subterfuge, his identity is a closely guarded secret of Valkyrie Combat lore. We speak of him in whispers and use terms like ‘you know who” and “old what’s his face”.  His mere visage has been known to cause immediate 2nd trimester pregnancy in members of both sexes.  Although no concrete evidence has been found, he has been linked to the 9.6 magnitude earthquake that devastated Cauquenes Chile in 1960.  You could ask us more about him, but we’d have to kill you.